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You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
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Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
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dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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