this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
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THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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