why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
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Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
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Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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