Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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