Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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