i always forget guys have bellybuttons
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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