Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
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i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize