i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
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i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
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I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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