but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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