Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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