We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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