can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Randomize
