I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
