she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I pour the whiskey from now on
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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