yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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