I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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