so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
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