Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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