you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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