I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
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I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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