one two three fourrrrnication!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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