I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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