Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Randomize
