There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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