Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
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