Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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