am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
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No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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