i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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