I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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