i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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