You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i wish my penis had a tongue
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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