i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
she told me i tasted like america
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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