Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Randomize
