im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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