I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
