My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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