whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
