i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
It's never too late to be topless.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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