the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
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How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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