a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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