Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I have aggressive nipples.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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