Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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