Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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