I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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