officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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