Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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