arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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