You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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