You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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