Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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