Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Holy shit dude........stairs
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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